Darkschunt 
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
I thought I'd share some WTF? tidbits of news around the world this week.
1) A boy was refused enrollment in a Catholic school in Australia because his last name was Hell.
His father said it was an Austrian name.
Hmmm.
2) A 51-yr-old Parish Councillor from Cheshire is marrying Osama bin Laden's 27-yr-old son!
The only word I have for this? Awwwwww.
3) And best of all ... forget crazed US and Al-Qaeda soldiers tossing bombs and machine-gunning one another to death. You know what Iraq's problem is? Giant badgers! Yes, rumours are floating around Basra that giant badgers have been seen roaming the streets at night. It is suspected they are none other than a weapon of the British forces.
Give a hand to Brown. Less than a month in charge of England and he's already releasing the UK's deadliest forces - those pesky giant badgers.
I swear, this is a true story, heard on a news report on the radio. Yes. An actual news report.
1) A boy was refused enrollment in a Catholic school in Australia because his last name was Hell.
His father said it was an Austrian name.
Hmmm.
2) A 51-yr-old Parish Councillor from Cheshire is marrying Osama bin Laden's 27-yr-old son!
The only word I have for this? Awwwwww.
3) And best of all ... forget crazed US and Al-Qaeda soldiers tossing bombs and machine-gunning one another to death. You know what Iraq's problem is? Giant badgers! Yes, rumours are floating around Basra that giant badgers have been seen roaming the streets at night. It is suspected they are none other than a weapon of the British forces.
Give a hand to Brown. Less than a month in charge of England and he's already releasing the UK's deadliest forces - those pesky giant badgers.
I swear, this is a true story, heard on a news report on the radio. Yes. An actual news report.
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