Darkschunt

The people who invented the virus ctxe.pk are very determined that my e-mail receives it.
They've sent no less than eight e-mails with nine different names on it, all describing the joys of ctxe.pk on the subject line.

Judy Crandall - the information is in the letter ctxe.pk a downright must see
Allie Hartley - Urgent statement ctxe.pk for you to have it
Lilia Hill - Urgent letter ctxe.pk enter now
Jamel Cotton - pay attention to the announcement ctxe.pk for you to see
Norberto Terrell - pay attention to the announcement ctxe.pk you won't regret seeing this
Barbra Crain - Urgent letter ctxe.pk a breathtaking boom
Antwan - overwhelming important announcement C T X E for you to stare at (this guy was obviously a little more creative and perhaps just the tiniest bit subtle *rolls eyes*)
Claire - pay attention to the letter CTXE.PK you'll fancy it inside

This list runs from the latest to the oldest pieces of mails I have received over the past few days. Obviously, they started out using only a first name and boldly capitalizing ctxe.pk before deciding to start getting creative with names and being lazy about using capitals for their virus's name.
Norberto Terrell? What kind of name is that?
How dumb do they think people are anyway? That entire list of e-mails staring me in the face was just a little more than twenty hundred miles over being obvious. Anyway, everyone pretty much deletes any suspicious e-mails in their mail, especially ones from people named Norberto Terrell that tell you this is a "breathtaking boom."
*snickers*