Darkschunt

The Oddity of Being A Goddess of Fat Deer
Eesh - I feel so Twilight Zone-ish right now...I don't know why....
What have i been doing? I just told Curly Pumpkin:
I woke up to find egg shells outside my front door, went to a lunatic asylum, went salsa dancing on a very strange beach-like hotel/club dance floor where I saw many different people of all ages and sizes and strangeness dance the salsa in a big circle, came home and started listening to tragic fantasy world Japanese songs...i feel very strangely twilight-zoneish....help!
I feel like eating some caribou meat! I want some fat deer!
Here is a transcript of mine and curly pumpkin's chitchat - i am Divine Sunshine! and she is LadyElle (but she really isn't, she jus thijacked LadyElle's computer)

Divine Sunshine: ...we can only wear skirts
LadyElle says: oh so how about the pub crawl?
Divine Sunshine! says: ...and cover our bare breasts with precious stone necklaces and long hair
LadyElle says: or we just go watefrd
Divine Sunshine! says:...when we worship our egyptian gods
Divine Sunshine! says:...oh so we're drinking beer after all and not worshipping egyptian gods?
Divine Sunshine! says:...ok
LadyElle says:yup yup..with leaves to fan us..
LadyElle says:or can't we drink beer on friday and appreciate egytian gods on sat?
Divine Sunshine! says:but we are supporting ur gay man secret identity on saturday!
LadyElle says: but i can still admir egytian gods..no one would know
Divine Sunshine! says:hahahaha
Divine Sunshine! says:maybe we can worship them outside waterford tomolo...or i mean tonite
Divine Sunshine! says:we put our beer on the parking lot and get on our hands and knees and bow our foreheads to the concrete
Divine Sunshine! says:and offer our beer up to the gods
Divine Sunshine! says:i'm sure the bouncers would be entertained
LadyElle says:hmmmmmmmmm but we must get in 1st
LadyElle says:wt r bouncers to teh gods inside for whom we must make the offering
Divine Sunshine! says:hahaha we shall offer our drunken voices for karaoke!!!!!!
Divine Sunshine! says:the Karaoke Gods of Destiny!

Okay it goes on and on for a while after that until i finally left her and now i must go eat the potatoes that Moon Von is making me! yay!