Darkschunt

Tonight is a cloudy night, though earlier i spotted some stars...
We had a barbeque tonight - lots of people that I didn't know were there, also lots of marshmallows and chicken wings and wine. Lots of smoke rising to the sky - I said we must look like old primitives cooking their food around a fire and letting the smoke rise to the heavens above to carry the fragrance of burnt meat as an offering to the gods to give their food a little taste. Everyone told me to go back to burning my marshmallows. Then I told ghost stories about the girl and her room mate who were all alone in their dorm during study week and the girl goes down the hall to the bathroom and while she's in a cubicle she hears someone come in through the window and she gets scared and just hides in the stall while he goes into the hallway and then comes back in and goes back out through the window. She then goes running back to her room to tell her room mate and finds her room mate strangled to death. And I told the story about the couple who get stranded in their car on a dark lonely road and while they're waiting for help they hear that some psychopath with a hook for a right arm just escaped from a mental institute a few miles away on the radio and then someone comes along and starts rattling the doors from the outside but they're locked and the couple just sits there not moving until he leaves and finally a few hours later a road ranger comes by to help them out and says "hey, what's this?" and there's a hook hanging on the door handle - all of these old ghost stories. And everyone gets freaked out and goes like, "so are these real?" and i'm like "nooo" and they all go "chehhhhhh" and tell me to go back to burning my marshmallows again.